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Главная » 2009 » Февраль » 9 » гораздо лучше чем до аварии!
гораздо лучше чем до аварии!
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Вечер. Деревенская дорога. Едет мужиченка на телеге ... Вдруг сзади врезается в телегу крутая иномарка. Ну телега в щепки, лошадь на дороге в конвульсиях, мужик в канаве ... лежит мужик и думает - "ну счас я этого козла на бабки-то поставлю! Скажу, что - телега музейная, красное дерево, 18-й век. Кобыла - не кобыла, а племянной жеребец-производитель, а у меня и моральная и физическая травма на миллион ...". Тут на дорогу из иномарки выходит малиновый пиджак (с карманами!), достает пушку, подходит к лошади и БАХ-БАХ, успокоил лошадь ... подходит к краю канавы и спрашивает - "эй, мужик! ты там как? " ... из канавы - "не поверите, гораздо лучше чем до аварии!!! "
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